I got Gawkered! — Cator Sparks

So the moustache is reaching it's own epic celebrity.
First its christening in Egypt as Abu Chanab (Father of the Moustache) and now a Gawker mention.
This is about one of the funniest things I have read.

Enjoy!
What's next? Bill Cunningham and the Sunday Styles?
What if I shave it off will I become a helpless, weak Samson?
And yes, I am horrified that I am wearing ALMOST the same outfit in two shots being blasted through the world wide web. It was simply a moment of folly and that is all I can say...

http://www.gawker.com/news/blue-states-lose/blue-states-lose-171723.php

3) Last Night’s Party. Dita photo #4659: Holy nutterfuckers, look at that mustache. That thing is so ferocious that it’s going to leap off dude’s face and form a Guatemalan death squad. And once its mission is completed and it returns to the States, the guy on the left is going to fuck its brains outs.